Gentlemen, it appears that Nathan Explosion will be the Governor of Florida.
(Source: early-lavender)

What I most can’t the least would be do not a bad job, but always a good.
This was actually my Halloween costume from about two years (and about 20 pounds) ago. I got sick and couldn’t attend the Halloween party I was planning to go to so I took a picture of my costume because my friend wanted to see it.
(Source: edgysatsuma)
Day 8- four quotes
→ “…it doesn’t matter no one can understand what Im saying anyway.”
“What’s my parents didn’t knows dat’s I haves a friends with me.”
Dethzazz — Metalocalypse (3x09)
(Source: catnipsoup)

I’d save all of my receipts because I’d rather you be dead than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year.